The Sellers' Honeymoon Travelogue
by Ethan Sellers
Travel To Rome:
We got up at the crack of dawn to get
a ride to O'Hare with Lillie's mom Juanita
and sister Elizabeth. After dropping off
the rental car used during the week of the
wedding, we rode the shuttle to the
terminal, first dropping Elizabeth off,
and then going with Juanita to our gate,
since her flight was after ours.
Remembering the great breakfast burritos
we'd had at Burrito Beach on our trip to
CT/NYC/Nashville last summer, I went and
got Lillie a veggie breakfast burrito and
a sausage/egg burrito for Juanita. I
think I ate something brought from home,
as I was (a) anticipating a lot of eating
in Italy, and (b) was feeling rather
slovenly after wedding-week indulgence. I
could not, however, resist a bit of
Lillie's burrito. Unfortunately, I tried
to balance it on my lap while doing
something else, and it flipped over onto
the nasty airport carpet - so Lillie went
and got another one. I don't know why
wasted food upsets me so much, but it
does.
Over the course of a half-hour or so, we
saw probably a half-dozen Asians with
surgical masks, which led me to wonder
whether (a) they were wearing masks to
protect us from their germs, or (b) if
someone had told them that Americans all
had cooties? If memory serves, the swine
flu outbreak was well under control by
then, so there didn't seem to be a need
for it. I was actually feeling a little
offended by the possibility of this
slight, truth to be known.
We flew into LaGuardia, and took a shuttle
to JFK: LaGuardia brought back memories
of our NYC/Nashville trip - especially as
we passed by a fair number of Hassidim.
The shuttle bus driver had a very thick
accent, but clearly had a friendly version
of the NYC attitude going. People from all
over the world end up in NYC, and though
they share the American experience, they
also retain so much of the heritage from
wherever they came. The midwest and many
other parts of the US tend to flatten out
these differences and assimilate people of
different backgrounds to a much greater
extent.
JFK is really upscale. I suppose it
stands to reason that people who have
money for trans-Atlantic travel (not us,
we were using frequent flyer miles given
to us by Juanita's boss - thanks, Mrs.
Zenz!) have money for high-end goods. We
had time to kill after airport security
and passport check, so we wandered around
until we found our most appealing option
for a last meal in the US before Italy. I
had a southwestern chicken salad. Lillie
had buffalo chicken tenders, and I
probably ate half of those, too.
Our departure gate had a cell-phone
charging station, which I thought was a
really nice courtesy.
Flying coach for ten hours can probably
give you a pretty good idea of the meaning
of the term "stress position" as applied
to the torture at Guantanamo Bay. I think
there's a reason why first-class/luxury
seats are put at the front of the plane -
so that people flying coach can get a good
look at them when getting on/off from
their flight and seriously think about
making the expensive upgrade, next time.
That said, a free trans-Atlantic flight is
a HELL of a gift horse and I'm no
equestrian dentist, so no more looking
into its mouth...
Old and new Rome
St. Peter's Basilica
Lillie and I at the Colosseum, with Palatine Hill and the Forum in the background.