The Sellers' Honeymoon Travelogue
by Ethan Sellers
Siena - Just like the crayon color
Siena Day .5:
Siena was a very abrupt introduction to
medieval Italian cities. Navigation
proved more of a challenge than previous
towns. I suspect that the same twists,
turns, and dead-ends that frustrated us
were also meant to frustrate invading
armies.
Lillie and I also were unaware that our
book-as-we-go lodging plan was not going
to work in Siena, because we were rolling
into town on a holiday weekend. The first
two places we tried were booked
completely.
Lillie's/my first few hours in Siena gave
rise to the closest thing we've had to an
argument that we've had as a married
couple. Hunger, fatigue, concern that we
would be homeless for the night, and a
conflict of navigational styles all
collided into one giant ball of stress.
With regards to navigational styles,
Lillie and I fall into what I suspect are
typical male/female tropes - I like maps
and north/south/east/west orientations
(like Boy Scouts), and Lillie was trying
to follow verbal directions. Of course,
directions only work if you start from the
same place as the author, and navigation
by map is only as good as the map is
correct and clear. Both have their
drawbacks, but I think the main thing is
that we were starving, tired, frustrated,
and irrational.
It doesn't help that street signs in Italy
are harder to come by than they are in
most American cities. I guess if you
don't know where you're going, you don't
belong...
Having resolved - or at least understood -
the navigational style questions, we had
to come up with a plan for Siena lodging.
My thinking was that all of the cheap
rooms were gone, so we just had to move
our price point up. Sure enough, once we
doubled what we were willing to pay (from
65 Euro to 120 Euro per night), we found a
room at the first place from Rick Steves'
book that we called.
Daniela, the hotel owner was a cool
free spirit and the room was very nice,
and close to il Campo, which is the main
square, the location for Siena's Palio,
and one of the best people-watching sites
in all of Italy. More on that in a
moment...
Having taken care of that critical
business, we sought some coffee on the way
to the Duomo. After buying tickets to use
the next day, we learned that the Duomo
would open later the next day, due to
Sunday services, which would have the
effect of pushing our our travel timeline
back by almost a half-day. Lillie was
exasperated, so I convinced her that we
just needed a drink.
Rick Steves - who at this point in the
trip had become our invisible friend and
tour guide - recommended a bar situated in
the corner of Il Campo. The bar had a
balcony for customers and service
sufficiently un-rushed that we could
slowly enjoy our drinks, people-watch, and
enjoy the sunset's golden highlights on
the otherwise monochromatic buildings.
While taking it all in, I overheard a
Frenchman and his daughter conversing.
Feeling bad that I don't speak Italian and
- as such - was the epitome of the Ugly
American, I decided to chat them up in
French. Fortunately, I actually studied
French, although my conjugation is rusty
in several tenses and vocabulary can be a
challenge for more difficult subjects.
His daughter had spent time in Naples,
Florida, and would be going to New York
City. As was the case elsewhere, when I
mentioned that we were from Chicago, the
Frenchman knew it to be where Obama was
from.
We walked to another part of town to have
dinner at restaurant near University of
Sienna that Rick had recommended. Seeing
as how we were still in Tuscany and I'd
had such a great steak in Orvieto, I
decided to order it at this restaurant as
well. Unfortunately, it was a bit stringy
and not as good. The house chianti was
good, Lillie loved her pesto and gnocchi,
and our meal was capped off with some
Amaretto.
We wound our way home, taking a different
route than the way we'd taken to the
restaurant, stopping for gelato along the
way. By this point, I think we were
warming to Siena.
We were a little taken aback by the noise
from the bar across the street from our
hotel room, but - once we'd put in
earplugs - settled in for solid sleep.
Siena Day 1.5:
It had rained overnight in Siena, which I
think contributed to our restful sleep.
Daniela let us store our bags after
checkout while we went out sight-seeing,
which was a great help.
We stopped for coffee, croissant, and -
oddly enough - a doughnut. Although
common practice and indeed the posted
policy at the café to charge extra for the
use of the tables/chairs, the staff was
nice enough to waive it for us.
A Los Angelino stumbled in with his
girlfriend, and my split-second sarcasm
actually made a friend for once. They'd
been to Italy and London before, and had a
lot of useful advice, some of which we
would use later.
The Duomo and related sites were worth the
wait, the frustration of not having been
able to see it the day before, and
Lillie's concern that it was taking away
from our time in Cinque Terre, the
destination on our trip to which she was
most looking forward.
We started with the museum, where we
looked at Donatello's "Madonna and Child,"
Duccio's Rose Window, books of Medieval
chant music, and climbed up to the
Panorama del Facciatone to take in a great
view of the city. The baptistry has some
great works by Ghiberti and Donatello.
The Duomo itself has pieces by Bernini,
Michaelangelo, Pisano, and Duccio. The
Piccolomini Library is unrestored, but the
colors of its frescos are surprisingly as
vibrant as if they'd been painted
yesterday.
Between our visits to the museum and the crypt, we
called ahead to Cinque Terre to find a
room, using Rick's book again.
We'd learned our lesson about booking in
advance from the prior day's near-catastrophe, and were pleased
to find that we were able to reserve a
room in Vernazza on the first try.
It started raining while we were in line
to see the Baptistry, and had gotten
rainier still as we were in line for the
Duomo. We shared our umbrella space with
a divorcee from Minneapolis who was
traveling with four friends who were
skipping the Duomo to go shopping. Lame
lame lame. I know that shopping is the
thing to do in Milan, but Siena? Really?
You're going to skip beautiful
world-famous sculptures to see about a
better deal on a leather handbag? Weak.
Why would you travel across a continent
and an ocean to see, do, and buy the same
things you can do at home?
Hunger crept up suddenly as we were
heading towards the train, so we grabbed a
quick lunch at pizza place with
American-style mixed veggie salad. Most
Italian salads are mixed green without
much of anything else, so a nice colorful
salad really assuaged our guilty food
consciences, having eaten relatively
little in the way of vegetables for the
better part of a week. The pizza was
so-so.
For the life of me, I could not figure out
which bus went from Siena's bus depot to
the train station, so we walked to the
train. We'd have plenty of time to sit on
our butts on the train anyway, so no big
deal, occasional drizzle notwithstanding.
Views from the Panorama...
There's a certain amount of hanging around involved in travel.....
The passages around the Panorama were clearly not designed with tourists in mind...